I’m often seemingly too busy to make time for the things in life that actually matter, yet I can always find the time to shower. And if we’re being honest here, that is something that matters in life, so perhaps I’m doing okay. On the weekends you can catch me sleeping for a cool nine hours a night in a desperate attempt to undo the damage I’ve done the week before as I fail to get the adequate seven hours that my body so desperately needs. When discussing heroes, I usually say that I don’t have one, which isn’t true. It’s Tina Fey. How could it be anyone else?
“I was a little excited but mostly blorft. ‘Blorft’ is an adjective I just made up that means ‘Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.’ I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.” – Tina Fey, Bossypants